Its about making memories worth repressing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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