Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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