Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
