I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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