a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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