so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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