Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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