oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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