He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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