What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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