Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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