DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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