Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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