Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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