My underwear smells like fireworks.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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