i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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