My sheets look like a crime scene.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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