life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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