I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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