My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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