You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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