Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i drank out of a bidet.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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