Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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