He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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