I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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