how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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