so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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