Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
