Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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