it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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