Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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