You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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