Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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