You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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