I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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