everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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