I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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