question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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