He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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