omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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