never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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