i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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