: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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