how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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