Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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