Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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