I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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