well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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