this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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