Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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