Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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