1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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