Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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