carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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