love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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