Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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